Welcome to my Coffee Shop!
It seems you've been exploring my sitemap, and have found my coffe shop.
Go ahead now: Buy yourself some coffee. You seem like you need it, no offense.
Make yourself at home, if you wish. I've tried styling this page to make it look at least somewhat “cozy”, though “cozy” has never exactly been my strongsuit in design. Though, I did use those warm tones that everyone seems to like.
So… pick yourself a coffee order! Apparently there's a stereotype that non-binary, and queer people in
general, really like coffee, but I don't know much about coffee (I'm more of a tea person), so don't be
pressed if you're a big coffee nerd or something, and something that I listed seems stupid.
After all, then you wouldn't feel comfy and cozy in my coffee shop!
Anyway. I need something to take up space, so there'll be an image of coffee I didn't take somewhere around here.
Espresso
This espresso is good because… äh… uhm…
jasp looks up what an espresso is
… Uhm…
I ground the uh… coffee grounds really well.
Jasper's Cool Coffee
I didn't even make this, I found it on a park bench.
…Why was… there coffee… on a park bench?
Okay, on second thought, I shouldn't be selling this to you. Out of stock.
From Julius Schorzman under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 2.0 license (CC-BY-SA 2.0), with the following note:
“I only require attribution if you publish this photo in print or if it is used in a for-profit project.”